Stimuli
“I wish they all could be California, girls”
Next stop on the sales tour, San Francisco!!
I’ll be staying in SF for the week of April 17th, which is absolutely fabulous (in a non-fag way). The women there will be fawning at the prospect of a handsome, young, strapping gentleman, like myself, to infiltrate the scene, push all the fags aside and give them an intense vaginal bruising, like they’ve never experienced before! Andy Caban who likes to kill at places like Carolines - on April 19th!!
Unfortunately, I’ll have my hands full with some Nor-Cal poon tang and my friend Jim Beam, but per haps you can support Andy in my absence.
Later,
D’ Nice
March 29th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Ahhh…intense vaginal bruising.
You should get a shirt made that reads:
RAPE HURTS
(for you anyways)
….
I’m not sure if thats kind of funny or the worst thing that has ever come into my head.
This may have been the most offensive thing I have ever written.
I am inclined to delete it.
But I am also inclined not to.
I feel like I need a disclaimer: rape is never funny and should not be joked about.
ooops.
March 30th, 2006 at 6:54 am
HG, I am happy to bring out the inner you through my musings.
You are so hawt!!
D’ Money
March 31st, 2006 at 1:08 am
I had a Jager Bomb tonight and I have to say…thats when it all went pear shaped….
Gts.