Damn you look good!
Friend: Dan, you look fucking awesome! and you lost a ton of weight! You look so hot and shredded, how did you do it?
Dan: I simply stopped eating for 5 days.
Friend: (looking shocked) That’s not healthy
Dan: Neither is my friends fiance, she just got diagnosed with cancer.
Friend: That’s terrible
Dan: No it’s not, what was terrible is that my insane girlfriend told me she loved me and then left me 24 hours later.
Friend: Are you serious
Dan: Not really, but I’m pretty drunk because I’ve been drinking my problems away all week
Friend: Why are you doing this to yourself?
Dan: I can’t remember, because I black out from drinking
Friend: You should really see someone, you need help
Dan: We all need help my friend, all of us.